And finally, the holidays have arrived.

Alot has happened since the last time I posted until now, and boy, was it hectic.

For one, I went to Sydney for 10 days, because of World Youth Day.
And damn, the experience ( and weather, WOOOHOOO ) was abso-bloody-lutely fantastic.
The people were fun, the crowds were fun, the portions were big but my stomach was bigger.
Brilliant.

When I came back, had to rush all my assignments, and there was barely enough time to breathe, but somehow, I managed to catch up with everyone, just like how I told my close friends that I'll be ok, but nevertheless they doubted ... and worried.
Well, at least some worried.

It's been really hectic.

I've done things I never thought I'd do, and yea.
I dunno whether to be proud of myself or not.

Now, finally, all the assignments are over and stuff, so that's a really huge burden off my chest, but little did I expect that one more would jump onto me immediately after I sat the first one down.

I really hope that things will work out the way I hope it will ...
But well. We'll never know till we do !

Ohh, and a surprise.
A bad one.
Never expected that to happen, but I guess it shows how weak humans are ...
In the end of the day, no matter how much you care or claim to,
you'll be looking out for yourself.

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Either that, or I'm just not worth dying for.
Not in a .. literal way of course.

I really don't know how to react towards that now.
Should I be angry ? Sad ? Disappointed ? Let it slide ?

I don't know. Really.
Never in my life did I expect it to happen.
If I said it out, it'd sound like I'm making a big fuss about it, but really now.
It really screwed my day bad.

Not only that day.
It screwed it all the way till now.
And I'm still feeling screwed.

Just really really don't know how to react towards it.

There's so much on my plate now, but I don't know how to react towards the individual problems.

Am I supposed to chuck it aside and pray for the best ?
Ignore till it's over ?
Let it slide and just get on with life ?
Fight ?

Problems ... solutions ... doubts in my heart.

Its weird how people say I'm so positive, yet when it comes to personal matters, I'm just so
unconfident about myself.

Just pray really hard that God's plan for me is in line with what I hope for in my future ...

So much to say, yet so little.
I guess this'll be all.

Take care ya :D
+~Peace~+
Wolffang scribbled at Sunday, August 31, 2008.

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Ha !

Surprised ?

I'm as surprised as you.

Yes, it's me, blogging, less than 6 months away from the last entry.

Well, here I am, seated at home, filled with this sudden desire to blog ..

I dunno, guess I just feel the need to express myself.
I dunno if anyone will notice this entry though lol !
For those who manage to catch this ... CONGRATS ! :D
YOU HAVE BEEN AWARDED 5 MINUTES AWAY FROM YOUR WORK !









Ok nonsense aside.

Today, I finally played for the my Church Community.
I played the guitar ... AND SANG FOR THEM ! :O

It felt great, especially since I got most of my part right lol XD
Well ... I guess God answered my prayers :)

It's just nice to know that I was able to help the community out in my own little way, by
you know, doing something I like, which is making music.





Well. Yea. I dunno ... Just feel the need to post an entry.
It's nothing much ... maybe it's just an excuse for me to take attention away from my homework ...


I dunno what's gotten over me ...
Ever since the 2 weeks holidays, I feel so unmotivated.

And it's not in a depressing way.
I just ..well. Dun feel the need to do it.

I stare at the work the work stare at me, I stare at the guitar and I end up playing
instead of doing work lol.

I dunno what's gotten into me ...
I'm so distracted ...
It's so frustrating.

I KNOW I can do work, but somehow I just dun want to do it.
Dammit man ... this isn't cool ...

I hate the feeling of doing work because we have to.

I used to be so easily motivated to work.
What happened to me ??

I want to work hard. Work smart.
I want to be able to spend time with my close friends ..

I dun ever want them to feel like the friendship is drifting apart ...
Do they feel insecure ?
Am I trying hard enough to finish work so I can hang with them ??

Everytime they ask me out and I say I'm not free, I get answers like :" haha expected that " ..
I mean. It's good that they understand that I'm a busy little cow.

But it's kinda saddening too, because in a way, they're USED TO IT.
It's ... I dunno.

I feel so useless.

I know alot of people are probably gonna be angry hearing me type out stuff like that, and especially since I dun really share these kinda weak moments with others, but I really feel useless now.

I wanna dump everything away and go out with all my friends.
I want them to know I care for them. Every single one of my dear buddies.


How can I show the people around me that I care for them ?
That ever if they need me, I'd drop everything for them ?

I dunno ... Maybe they dun feel that from me anymore.
The " I know Wei Qiang is always there for me when I need someone to turn to " ...

What happened to Wei Qiang the kukuhead, the dude who always does stupid stuff and ends up
making his friends laugh ??

I'm still here ... Just that I'm busy ... I wish I could just cry everything out.


Hmm ...









God.

As I sit here, half-naked, dirty, and tired, with heavy eyebags from lack of sleep ...
I pray. Sincerely, and most solemnly ...

Lord. Give me the strength to stay awake. And also ... Give me the discipline and creativity I need... And Motivation ... to do well in my course. Give me the ability to do the best that I can, and even more than I can ever do on my own ...

Save me from this moment of weakness ... Many people have told me that once people enter Poly ... their friendships will split up ... Lord, please help me keep these friends of mine ...
They're far too precious to lose. Every single one of them who have journeyed with me in my life,
Help me show them that they have always been and are still very dear and close to me.


Give me the " Never Say Die " attitude ... Help me work smart ... and hard ... so that I can finish
my work fast, and well.

I want to be able to enjoy moments with my friends, family, and community ...
There's so much on my plate now, but I know that you wun drop me into situations that I myself cannot handle ...

So Lord, give me all I need to settle all this.

I dun want anyone I care for to ever feel neglected.










* sigh *
Save me Lord ... I dun think I can do it on my own. I need You to save me from this....










To those who've read this.
I'm sorry you have to see this ..
But yea, I dun wanna trouble anyone.
I need to let it out somehow.

If you bothered to read all the way to this portion...

I thank you :)
Thanks for caring enough to read all this..

But dun worry about me.
AND DUN SCOLD ME ! :O
lol.

I may seem happy all the time, but I do have moments of weakness too ...
Dun worry about me ok ! Seriously.

AND. If you guys ever need me.
EVER.


Just come find me ...
Because that's what friends are for.

Take care you guys :)
God bless you all ..

+~Peace~+

A very defeated Clyde-
Wolffang scribbled at Sunday, June 29, 2008.

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Hey there, it's seriously been AGES since I've last updated this blog, and yes, many people have complained that I should and stuff, so here we go.

New BLOG ENTRY :D

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Since the holidays till now, many things have happened.

2 weeks seem so short, and yet so long.
Neither here nor there..

On the last day of school, I rushed home to pack up and go for Convivience.
For those unfamiliar with this term, it's like a spiritual retreat of sorts.

This convivience was special, as it could mean the start of a new community in Singapore.
I've been attending Cathecesis, which is a sort of talk (..? ) given by some of the people,
on Community life and stuff, and about life as a Catholic.

Through it, I understand many things, and many ideals which I've had inside me was strengthened by their affirmation.

And I really wanted to see the birth of the Community, so that we could journey on in years to come ( It's a lifelong commitment ! )




From Friday night all the way to Sunday afternoon, I've met many people from many walks of life, different races, all gathered together because of the Faith.

It was pretty cool to know that the rich and the poor, the young and the old, the highly intelligent and the normal people can mix around because of this one thing we have in common.

I learnt the guitar from friends,
played pillow fights with the young,
spoke to the adults,
and got hugs from the elders.

This community was beautiful. Everyone was united, and I really REALLY wanted to continue on this journey.

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I guess my wish came true, as it was formed :)
Out of all the people who attended, only one did not join.
Everyone else was as touched as I was, and wanted to continue the journey with each other.







Also, one thing I like about the community is that we're Human.

What do I mean ?

Well. If you go to the normal churches and all, everything is fixed.
There is very little or hardly any error, and everything just becomes a routine.


The priest does this, you do this.
He does that, you do that.

You dun even have to listen anymore.

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You just read off the screen.


The human touch is taken away, and replaced by our Singaporean style.
Orderly ... fixed .... Lack of human contact.

Even when it comes to the sign of peace




( For those not Catholic who've read this far, the sign of peace is when you forgive people around you for their sins, and make peace with each other. )

PS: It's my favourite moment btw lol.





People just look around and nod their heads.
Everyone's waiting for a cue.

You reach out your hand, I will shake it and say peace with you.
You do nothing, I do nothing.

Fullstop.


It just becomes a routine :(






But the beauty of the Community is that it's for a small group ( The maximum amount allowed for a community is 50 )

So in the Eucharist, you're aware of EVERYONE.
Everyone's part of it.

Everyone sings praise.
The cantors ( musicians ..? ) play their classical guitars,
and the drummer(s) ( HEY THAT'S ME :D ) plays the congo ( If I'm not wrong, it's called a congo )

Mistakes might occur, because everyone has to do the readings and stuff, so it shows us the more human side.


Why do I love this ?



Because He loves us the way we are.
Flaws and all.

Why should we force ourselves to follow a certain path, which makes it better, but takes away
the human touch ?





Is that really joy ??







I dunno, but I definitely enjoy Community Eucharist.

Especially at the Sign of Peace lol.
Everyone's just running all over the place, and we do the sign of peace with each other ( cheek to cheek )
It just makes everything so much more beautiful and united.



Oh oh and the dance at the end of Eucharist.
lol






Like some traditional folk dance.
Everyone links hands and dance in a circle, while those who play instruments play together.

AWESOME ! MY WHOLE COMMUNITY DANCED !

And I felt so good hitting that drum, to the tune of the guitar, as everyone's dancing happily,
young and old, men and women .. All united, happily dancing.

LOVE IT.


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Aside from that, I FINALLY got to hang out with the guys.

Can't tell you guys how happy I am to finally hang out lol.
I'll try to plan out my work so we could hang out again this week aye ?

Been kick ass, slacking around, talking cock like we all used to.
Just awesome.

I feel like myself again !

And watching AUGUST RUSH.

OH MY GOSH !

AUGUST RUSH IS A GREAT MOVIE I TELL YOU ALL !

YOU MUST CATCH IT IF YOU'RE A MUSIC LOVER.
It's BEAUTIFUL.

BEAUTIFUL I TELL YOU !

Oh and thanks TD for teaching me some songs on the guitar.
Though I want to learn more.
GIVE ME MORE KNOWLEDGE.

If I can play the guitar properly, and we have like, 3 hour breaks and stuff in school, I'd so friggin' bring the guitar to school.

Though I'm more of a drum person, the guitar is awesome.

Drums bring me to this special place when I really play with my heart and soul.
The feeling of it all is beautiful.

But SHIT MAN.

Guitar brings me to a different kinda high.


As I sit there in the darkness playing Past Recedes by John Frusciante ( Well .. only the starting :( )
I feel so good.
Though my fingers burn from the inexperience of the flesh against steel strings, I press on, because just knowing that I am making that wonder sound makes me so pumped up !

TD TEACH ME THE FULL SONG !

Oh and can anyone tell me how to do a proper bar chord.
I'm having alot of problem doing it.
Fingers are still weak, and their stubbiness doesn't help :P lol


That feeling I get when I strum the guitar ( though I'm not good at it )
Just gives me such a good vibe.

I need to learn more chords to carry on that tune I've created.
I need more knowledge in guitar ... GUITAR !!!!



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And now we talk about DMD.

DMD lecturers gives us 5 friggin' assignments ( Happy Holidays ! .... Suckers ! )
I love the course, I really do, but I was so hoping that this 2 weeks would be untouched.

A nice break for us all to catch up with our loved ones, and perhaps know each other better.

Perhaps update ourselves on the current stuff that's going on nowadays.

But hey.
Everyone's fighting this battle,
so I should buck up too ...


Especially since I've not done much lol @.@"
Sandra's planning was for naught ..?

IT WUN GO TO WASTE AHHHHHH !!

I will catch up with you all lol.

Just give me a little time to hang out with my buddies.

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Well.

That's all for now I guess.
Hope the entry's not too long for you guys.
well for those that made it this far at least.

You're updated on my life XD

Well take care everyone :)

+~Peace~+
Wolffang scribbled at Sunday, June 15, 2008.

Sunday, March 09, 2008

Hey all.

It's been a very long time since I've last blogged, aye ?

Ever since the holidays came, I've done nothing but spend quality time with good buddies.
Been skating, jamming, drumming, rotting, and so much more !

I did feel an obligation to write many a time, but I always ended up doing something else lol @.@"

Firstly. I shall talk about. GANGSTERS.



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GANGSTERS
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One day, my friend decided to go to the arcade to practice his drumming with Drummania.
So there he was, drumming away happily, when suddenly, a group of people entered.

So Drummania being Drummania, attracted people to the sides to check out the player's skill.
And suddenly, this chow ah beng ( Which shall be known as CAB ) pushed his CAB buddy to my friend, trying to knock him over.

But WATAH !

MY FRIEND IS AN AIKIDO MASTA ! TOEEEEEEE YARRRRRR.
So they failed.
lol.
Suckers.

But they didn't stop there !
They gathered, and put together what little brain they have to form ... HALF A BRAIN !
They thought :" HOW CAN WE MAKE HIM BUAY SONG US AND GIVE US AN EXCUSE TO * try to * BEAT HIM * and possibly die in the process due to our wimpy GANGster lifestyle * "

Then CAB A said to the others.
" I ... I tried to play it once before. I .. I think that we can increase the speed by pressing those two buttons together ! If the notes come down faster ... it MUST mean that the song is faster and harder to play, right ? "

* CAB B * " YAYA ! I agree ! I always see CABs acting pro with super fast songs ! Remember that day at .. "

* CAB C * " YA OK ! We shall go with that idea. "

So mustering all their courage * and it must have taken hours for them to muster this much courage * and using all the balls they have * sadly, they only form 2, when combined together *
They took my friend by surprise and increased the speed.

Accomplishing their mission, and hoping they would get beaten, they ran back and giggled like crazy schoolgirls * Sorry Girls. I mean those .. very ... You get what I mean. *

Somehow, my friend tolerated all these, and just continued the game. But he knew the CABs were not appeased till they saw songs that fried their brains and made them confused.

So, he proceeded to the harder songs.
And yes, their brains got fried. Brains fried ... pants wet ... Yes. CABs.

Apparently, they were trying to impress the CALs that were with them. ( Should be able to get it aye ? If you haven't figured it out, it's Chao Ah Lian. )

All the excitement got to the CALs too, who proceeded to disturb my friend.

" Hello, can I have a chair ? "
" Erm, miss. There are alot of chairs around you. Why dun you get those ? "
" No no, I want the one you're sitting on "
" ... "

Well. If that's what they do for entertainment ... I dun really wanna imagine what they do in their everyday life.

After my friend told me his encounter with the Beings of lesser intelligence, it got me thinking.

Hey, I've heard of stories of gangSTERS. PROPER. DECENT. PEOPLE. WHO WORK.
Though in a different way from ours.

In the past, Gangsters were PROPER people. I'm not saying their the best people in the world, but they had morales and decent standards.

One gangster probably had enough balls for 10 men ( which is like .. 20 balls ? )
And the could probably break durians with their punches. The extremely thorny ones.

Yes. They were men with guts. They lived life on the edge, and they DEFINITELY. Did NOT. Need to disturb people to impress chicks.

Nor do they need to be in a gang to do so.

They could single handedly go into battle and walk out alive.

But what has happened to the once powerful GANGSTERS ?!

From Gangsters, it has become gANGSTers, to GANGsters.
Sad. If an Old School Gangster were to see them GANGsters nowadays, I think he'd commit suicide. Oh, the shame he will feel.

( Especially when the CALs aren't that much of a catch. CABs dying to impress CALs which aren't much of a catch ? Sad. Saaaaad desperate lives. )

OH WELL. Tis a generalisation.

















Ok not really. ABs are ABs. But there's a reason why CABs are called CABs, and not ABs.

And CALs, not called AL.



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Now, to my next topic. Living my life to the fullest.


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LIVING MY LIFE TO THE FULLEST
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As of late, I'm starting to realise something.
I haven't been living my life to the fullest.

YK once told me that he thought my life was rather interesting.
I have Kendo, skating, drumming, going out with friends.
That I'm rather active.

And I thought to myself :" Am I ? "

That was awhile ago, but suddenly, I thought of what I've done so far, and I felt a sinking sensation.

Some questions that popped into my mind.

" IFS "

" Outing with friends "

" Music "

IFS, stands for Imaginary Friends Studios.
It is rather famous, and I guess one of the more well known things they have made is the DOTA loading page.

YES ! THOSE HEROES ?
SO COOL RIGHT ??

IFS made'em. Yuuuuup.

And I as a designer haven't even heard of'em until later on. In fact, I only found out in Sem 2.
Chats with teachers, and companies mentioned.
I hardly knew any.
Cept for DISNEY ! WOHOOO WE ALL NEED A HEALTHY DOSE OF MICKEY MOUSE, YES SIREE !!

But the point is.
Why do I know nothing, when everyone else has done research of sorts ?
Is this a show that I lack passion ? Or interest ?
Or the drive to go search up and improve by myself ?

OUTING WITH FRIENDS.

Though I do go out with friends. I rarely get to do so. They have been understanding, very, actually. And these efforts are noted and appreciated. But surely I can do something about it ??
Work harder, work faster, work smarter ... There must be SOMETHING I'm not doing.

I would like to contribute to the continued growth of the beautiful friendships I have.
Can't bear to lose any of'em.
Dear friends I have.
And I intend to treasure them.

MUSIC !

Such an important part of my life, and yet something I spend so little time on.
How often do I drum ?
How much do I know any the history ?
What are my contributions to the band ?
Am I a liability, or a bonus to the band ?



All these point out something.
And it's as obvious as a soccerball stuck in my throat.

I HAVENT LIVED MY LIFE TO THE FULLEST.

Have I lived as if there's no tomorrow ?
Do I give my all in everything I do ?

No ... No ....

I MUST IMPROVE.
I must work hard so I can have time to spend with my friends.
I must give quality work.
I must not procrastinate too often !

... Once in awhile is ok. It's good for the soul =x lol

BUT STILL !

I must be a better person.
A better son, a better friend, a better leader, a better follower, a better student, a better teacher, a better listener, a better speaker ... I MUST BE THE BEST THAT I CAN BE AND EVEN MORE.

And I humbly ask God to give me the strength and motivation to do so.
God, please save me. Bring me through this, and make me a better person than I can ever become by myself. AMEN !








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And my last topic. What I like about the Confession of Faith.



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THE CONFESSION OF FAITH ( It's a religious thing )
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I just found out something beautiful and often taken for granted today in Church.
The Confession Of Faith.

" We believe in the Lord, the giver of Life, who proceeds from the Father......... "

That one.

Have you ever noticed how the whole church says it in unison ?
The faster will pause for the slower, the slower will speak faster, pauses will happen, speeches will be increased in speed. Everyone follows the Priest's lead.

Beautiful :)

Why ??

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Because everyone's there for each other.
Like Friendship.
If you fall behind, we will help you up. If we dun, we will at least stop and wait for you to get up.
If everyone's in front and you're too far behind, you will run ahead to catch up with the other.

Friendship.
Religion.
Humans.
My Faith.


The World is beautiful. Life IS Beautiful. It's just some asses in it that screws it up.

So the next time you wanna say the world is a horrible please.
Please rephrase it.
The world is beautiful. It's just the people in it that aren't.

Take care everyone :)

+~Peace~+
Wolffang scribbled at Sunday, March 09, 2008.

Thursday, January 31, 2008

ROARRRR !!! MANDL THIS POST IS FOR YOU ! >:OOOOOOOOOOO


Ok hmm..

Yea, good friend Mandl has reminded me that my blog is collecting dust again.
And that's a big nuh-uh :@

Chinese New Year is coming, so all the dust should be swept away ! :@

So I shall update again, some random stuff.

AHA !

Ok actually I didn't really know what to blog about, so I went to google.com and searched random under images. And the first pic that caught my attention was a lion :D

A toy lion.

If any of you have visited my Friendster account and viewed the pictures, you would notice a toy lion, that has way cooler hair than mine ( Mine .... is like grass :'( )

BUT. It is smooth grass. As Shu Yun would know, since she pats me on the head everyday.
I seem to bring out the motherly instincts in some women.

lol ! I think Shu Yun treats me as a little kid.
WHICH reminds me of Miss Choi Ying >.<"
lol !

For Digital Imaging Assignment 2, I had Miss Choi Ying in charge of the group. She was supposedly rather strict, and fierce to boot.

So yea, everyone wasn't keen on showing her their work, including me.

So then, it was my turn to present my sketches to her, and after I was done explaining, I asked her if she had any comments.

Me :" Erm ... Is there anything I can improve on, Miss Choi Yin ? "

Miss Choi Yin :" If I were married young ... I would have a son just like you. "






Yea that was rather random o.o"
I mean, yea in our industry, we're kinda supposed to be the imaginative, random sorda people right ?

But that one really tops it all XD

In all my life, that was the most random thing a teacher has ever said to me.







Well yea, back to lions.

I've had that toy lion for a few years now.
I remember how I was invited by my cousin to some school carnival of hers, and we had some fun playing games and eating and all.

As we were leaving, she spotted this game where the prizes were rather ... cute ..?
So she was like :" EH EH KOR KOR GO PLAY ! "

So I was like ok anything~

And so we tried playing the game, and somehow I won a prize ! :O
My Lion called out to me :" Pick me ... piicccckkkk meeeee "
So following my instincts, I chose that.

Then my cousin was like :" OIE GIVE ME LEH ! GIVE IT TO MEEE ! "
And she kept saying that.

Actually, I wanted to, but she was being a spoilt child, so I decided not to XD

SO THERE YOU HAVE IT.

A RANDOM POST .... OF NOTHINGNESS :D

MANDL THIS IS FOR YOU ROARRRRR !!!!!!
Wolffang scribbled at Thursday, January 31, 2008.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Today, I got to spend some quality time with Justin, Clarence, Vishal, and Chyuan Loong.

It's was friggin' fun !

Been awhile since I've had the chance to just rot somewhere and talk loads and loads of shit.
Rayson once said consuming chocolate was like having sex, because they release the same chemicals.

Well, I gotta say.
I enjoy being with my friends more than eating chocolates. XD

We talked about old times ( The Gwyn Era ), of all the random shits THEY did to Gwyn, and all the shitty little stuffs that happened in Secondary school.

It was fun.

Wanna say something to Clarence especially : We will all remain as greats friends FOREVER.
As long as we believe in, trust, and remember each other, we will never drift apart !

And that goes to Justin, Chyuan Loong, Vishal, Don, Nick, Eugene, TD, Mark, Alfred, and Shaun.

We're all nakama.
You've all been in my great adventure of life so far, and no matter what, you're stuck with me >:D Heh heh.

Well, apart from the fun I had then, I also had some fun before meeting up with'em.

Spent some time doing up my " Pink Panther " animation, but still, minor bugs here and there.
Planning to stay back on Tuesday to fine-tune my Pink Panther.

Would like to do well for animation ! XD

Neways, saw Kelly today. She didn't give me my grade-of-the-day lol @.@"
Oh well !

Oh ya. Didn't get to say bye to her too. Bye ..?

And today ... is the Epic day when EPIC-ian JIA WEI showed me the EPIC game of these EPIC times, with his EPIC machine of wonder-games.

He.

Introduced.

Me.

To.

Cooking................MAMA !!!!

" Wow ... Even better than mama "

WOHO ! :O

No Jia Wei. I will not buy a Nintendo DS no matter how EPIC Cooking Mama is.

Had some fun, found out I was a failure in the digital cooking world.
Cooking Mama praised me ! :O
But ... I've disappointed her too :(

" Dun worry, Mama will fix this "

:D ... Ooook.

Well ya.

Today I feel a little more like myself again.
Now it's time to take a nice bath and get-on-down to work !

Howwwwdy how.

... Time to procrastinate :@

Take care

+~Peace~+

To Chyuan Loong & Justin :Why do humans love beans ..? WHY ?!
Wolffang scribbled at Saturday, January 26, 2008.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Today's topic, is about Love !

Why love ?

Cause I dunno what to talk about, so this is the random-ed topic.

Well. Have you ever had friends who have found their other halves ?
And when you see them with their significant other, they go :" So-and-so, this is my stead. And this is so-and-so "

What is wrong with that sentence ?

I'd say stead. :S

Personally, I think it's a bloody degrading word.
Stead this stead that. My stead here and my stead there.
It's like calling him/her an object.

OH WELL. Better not get too wordy on that topic. Might bore you all :D

Neways, as I promised Jian Wei ( Hope he found my blog )

This is ..... PHONE.... SEX !!!!

Once upon a time, when Wei Qiang was in Secondary 2, a girl called him.

* Girl * :" Hello ... I'm alone at home right now ...
* Me * :" Erm. Ok ..? "
* Girl * :" I'm in my parents room ... I was searching through their cupboards when I found some porn. "
* Me * :" Ok. "
* Girl * :" There's this girl ... then ...... ( Contents might be disgusting to females and shall be censored by nonsensical gibberish starting from .... now oBAOUSHDOUHWOBWOUBSDOUBSOADUBOD. AOSIDN. )
* Me * :" Hm. Ok.
* Girl * :" I also found a (STARTS WITH A D AND ENDS WITH AN O ! ) in my mum's cupboard ... I'm playing with it now ...
* Me * " Erm .... "
* Girl * :" Can you close the window please ? "
* Me * :" Ok, you wait for awhile k ? "

* Closes window *

* Girl * :" Ohh .. so that's where you stay at "

* Me * :" .... " * Just-got-duped-and-am-speechless-face *

Note. I was totally caught off guard. I remember I was playing diablo that time LOL !
Imagine, you're trying to kill some skeletons and some girl calls you saying that she's screwing herself with her mum's ... D*blahblah*

Well. That was the beginning of a rather weird friendship.

Not only was I totally unaffected due to my blur nature, I also didn't know what she was saying and doing at all. All I wanted to know was how the HECK did this girl get my number, and call me everyday to make funny noises over the phone.

Through the months though, I understood a little more.

She would call, and ask what colour was I wearing ( underneath your clothes ~ )
And I would just give a random colour of the day, as I was always playing games when she calls.

It became a sort of habit.

And whenever she made those noises ( Those who are experienced in BIOLOGY ERM_EREMR_EMRE_REMGM_EG HMM HMM. Should know what I mean. )

She would say that I was too quiet, as I just played my games.

So inexperienced little me just thought of a solution out of the mess this weird-little friend has given to me.

" Too quiet ? What noise am I supposed to make ? "

So I decided to use the age old technique : MONKEY SEE. MONKEY DO.

So I would pant as if I ran up 10 stories 10 times, to match her tiredness.

When she got wild, she'd ask me if I wanted to hear her breast.

Naturally, I'll say yes, just so she wun feel offended, and she would smack it on the phone or something, because I'll hear dull thuds on the phone, like.

" Plop. plop. plop. plop. "

One day, she asked me to meet her. Apparently, she stayed rather close.
So as I was gonna meet her, I decided to ask 2 of my friends along, to back me up.
Who knows what'll happen aye ? She might be some 80 year old grannie who'll force feed me cookies till I die, and proceed to chop my body up to tiny little bits to feed her precious cats, and sell her cats to the pet shop to make ends meet.

But in the end, when I rang her doorbell, she said :" Your friends are around. I can't open the door. :"

So I said :" Hey you guys, go hide ! "

And my friends ran behind the corridor pillar thingies and popped their heads out to see what'll happen to me.

She never opened.

After awhile, she just stopped calling.
For some strange reason, I can't remember the reason why she stopped calling, or if she totally stopped suddenly.

All I can say is, I had a bloody weird pleasure-buddy. lol.
She has the " fun " while I just please her by doing her will.

Oh well. :D
It was kinda fun. lol. Maybe it became a habit.
Everyday, I'd get a weird call from that weird girl, and she'd make noises and demand for me to do so too, and I'd oblige, and she'd be so happy, and stuff like that.

:) Isn't life fun.

Well, time to do typo.
Dun procrastinate too long in my blog aye.
My entry should be long enough to take away at least 5 minutes ?
So take that as a short break.

Hope I dun bore you guys !

Do tag if you read ! :D

Take care

+~Peace~+
Wolffang scribbled at Thursday, January 24, 2008.